Driving the Chevy Cruze as part of the Girlfriends Getaway program is the first time that I have been exposed to XM radio. Shocker, I know. Apparently I live under a rock. No, I just work in non-profit and am so broke that I have never even considered purchasing it for myself. At least I knew that it existed. That’s something, right?
You know that saying that “You can’t miss what you don’t have.”? Yeah, well now I’ve had it. And I can already tell that I am going to miss it. Cr*p.
This is how I de-stress on the way home from work…
(The Proclaimers)
When I wake up yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s havering to you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door
This is how I start the next morning…
(Sir Mix-A-Lot)
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie
I’ve seen them dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
I am completely and uberly obsessed with the 90′s on 9 station. I have re-discovered some “lost” songs of my past, and truly enjoy rockin’ out to some of my all time favorites. I even squealed like a 5 year-old in a candy shop when Hanson’s Mmm Bop came on one day when I was driving into work. True story.
There are so many presets available in the Cruze, but my dial has rarely waivered from the one station. I’m not experiencing the full potential of the Cruze’s ability, but I don’t even care. I’m hooked. Does it get any better than the 90′s? When I return the Cruze next week, I am going to have to give some serious thought into XM radio. There is also my birthday that is right around the corner…hint, hint.